don't hassle the hoff. he just got 23% cooler because his website now offers a social network similar to myspace and facebook where "...two people from two entirely different countries and backgrounds may seem to have nothing in common, the only thing they might have in common is me... so i decided to start a network where people from across the world might come together and get a conversation started over me."
gee. thanks hoff-man. i've been so down in the dumps lately because i didn't know where i could go to meet other hasselhoff fans. i mean, i guess germany is a good place to start, but a little out of my price range. i've scoured the whole wasatch front looking for social groups, clubs, anything. finally! a social networking site that will fill the void i've been feeling since baywatch went off the air 9 long years ago.
just so you know, yes, i did sign up.